This probably isn't going to shock anyone, but I've never gone camping. There's no doubt that I'm as city as they get, and outdoorsy is definitely not a word that would ever be used to describe me. Some people find the calm and quiet of the outdoors relaxing, but it really freaks me out. See, in my neck of the woods ambulances and fire trucks drive down my street all day long blaring their sirens. I admit that sometimes it can drive me up a wall, but mostly it's a reminder that I'm smack in the middle of all the action, and that's ...